For anyone interested...

I read a billboard today:

Schedule your vasectomy during March Madness and get a free pizza!

Seriously?

I did some research once I got home and it's legit. You also get a copy of Sports Illustrated and a bag of frozen peas.

Sharkman.

On the way to school this morning...

Hannah (to Sam): Why do you have those two teeth behind your other two teeth?

Ariel: It's okay. He's just turning into a shark.

I love kids.

Who else can you serve chicken nuggets, pancakes, and macaroni and cheese for lunch? They didn't even flinch.

I'm melting!

Back down to 193! Yea me!

Poor health.

Matt's grandfather had his surgery today. Everything went well.

Angie unexpectedly had her gall bladder taken out today. Everything went well.

Julie and Lex have RSV. Breathing treatments to follow.

Ariel came home from school sick today. Can't get her in to see the doctor.

Doctor's office called and said my "pap" came back abnormal. Retest in 6 months.